You will play dead, be put in a coffin, be carried to the hearse, be taken for a ride, be carried to where you will be lowered 7 feet down into the ground and you will hear a final sermon while 3 handfuls of earth lands on the coffin and you will pay 500 €.
PS: Be sure to cancel all other appointments for – at least! – the rest of the day.
PPS: Neither a complete, actual burial nor an in-the-church-sermon is included in this offer.
PPPS: This might be funny, but it is not a joke.